Monday, June 27, 2011

Potato couch

Waarrrggghh.
Stupid holidays and its relaxing days! I'm such a lazy ass now. Yes i admit. I'm a lazy ass!!!!
But hey, isn't that what holidays are about? being lazy? hmmmm.
takkan nak pemalas for 3 months? No.. cannot. i shouldn't, i wouldn't!

So, what to do for 3 months...

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Mmmmmppphh!!

Ohooii.

Hi readers. :D.
Ok straight to the point.
Semalam 25 jun 2011, ade org ni call.. punye la pelik, asal manusia ni call ak time2 cmni? dh la time tu baruu je lelap mata.
whatthefish betul! Tp depan die kene cover, tak maraaahh. hahah :P
so konon2 nye die ckp nk tnye khabar la, rindu la. OO emm geee brooo. hahah. ak dari awal dah agak dah.
i was like, pe gile sentimental brader ni. taw la nak grad dah, tapi wa tktaw lu jiwang cmni broo. hahah.
ok2 whatever. so bile die call tu, ak dari awal sampai ke hujungnye mmg tk caya die call sebab "saje".
So at last dapat taw gak knape. rupenye call freee.
haiishh bro bro bro.
wa dah taw perangai lu la bro. wa dah kenal lu masuk 5 tahun bro! dari gua baby face, sampai sekarang! baby face + janggut taw! lama taw!!

Okay bro. lu dah habis gelak? wa tey baru taw! EYY!! potong beauty sleep ak betul.
SIAL LA! PTUII!!
ok silap line. wa bkn abg long dil.
Wa kerat lu 18 kali baru taw erti penyesalan!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Okay serious post

Relationships!

Yesssssss. Juicy stuff hahaha.
No lah, just relationships in general should be enough.
So what is a relationship?
SIOT!!!! ajan just farted in his sleep.


okay. dont know what to say about relationships.
awkward silence.
Change topic.

Phones!

Ahaa! phones!
BB la! hahaha. okay, a phone is something everyone has. its a basic form of need at this time of age.
Dulu, i still remember when the 3310 was an awesome phone, brader2 yang dah highschool pegang 3310 dah bagai orang yang paling stylo aku pernah nampak. lu style bro!!
But now? pshhhh. budak darjah2 dah pakai phone canggih.

My current phone is a Nokia 5530 XpressMusic. I like to buy the phones that are good in terms of music playing. my previous phone was a Sony W810. 'W' stands for walkman. see what i mean?

Tapi itu semua zaman kanak2 bro. zaman remaja la orang kata. Now dah up sikit, everything around pun kena up sikit la kan? My shirt, size seluar (ooh nooo), kereta, size poket, size kasut, baju, skill futsal, behaviour, gadgets, needs, demands, food intake, food output..errkk. okay that's enough.

So, since we're talking about phones. What phone can i upgrade to?
haha. surprise surprise. :)

What is this.

What is this feeling??
Rasa macam nak update blog. But, no idea what to say.
So what it his feeling called?
Numbness of the brain? Menggedik? Brain delaying syndrome?


OKAY!! someone just called me a "chick magnet". HIK HIK HIK!!!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Strange.

Why when i read back my post, i sound like chinese one? good thing only broken english.
if i talk manglish (mandarin+english) then that will be frikking weird meh.

what the..

why is this happening to me. I'm like the hulk, from normal to green. or from puurrrfect english to broken english.
how come mehh?

oo emm gggeeeeeeee

Skadoosh!

Wooaaaaahahhhhmmm.

So sweepy maa. i wanna sweep but cannot. why cannot aa? cannot coz my eyes wont shut lorhh. no laah. ekcheli aa, my gf online with me lorh. so how can sleep when she online? i also not ready to sleep yet. but sleepy lah.

kalau macam ini pun kan, sampai esok pun boleh tak tido pun kan. adoi-eee. bile punyai-ee chat pun kan, tak boleh tido punye puun.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Holidays

A holiday period is the most over-rated period of all. Especially when you have nothing to do.
for example, during the semester. everyone is struggling to do their best at quizzes, exams, finish their assignments on time.. at these times are when everyone can't wait for the sem to end. and when the holiday comes we will ALL get bored. the longest period of holiday without getting bored is 2 weeks. longer than that will be boredom!!

Why? Because we are all used to the havoc, messy, stressful routine. everyday go to class, tengah hari tidur, then class some more. then petang football, futsal, badminton, gym, jogging pusing uia (but actually nk usha awek lain yg jogging).

But when on holiday all we do is wake up at 12, then dont know what to do.

There's only 1 way that can solve this.
Get a short holiday!

This means either your holiday is actually short, or you make it short!
How you ask? by doing something during holiday laaa. adoiyai. tu pun nak tanye ke? eyy kamu ni pun kan. aku pukul kamu baru taw pun kan. adoi! ( cara david teo cakap).

So fill ur holidays with shizznit to do boys and girls! work, gym, business, kemas rumah, belajar, charity work, sports, travel ANYTHING! As long as you're occupied.

Make the best of what you have, coz when you lose it. It's not yours to have.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Car Mags.

ellow! (with a british accent. yup, i do it real good.)

Car magazines! My friends know that i buy car magazines every month. or maybe once in 2 months. Reason i buy them? No.. not to berangan every day. It's for my leisure reading! I like to know what is happening under that bonnet. i want to know what can make my car go faster, brake harder and turn quicker.

I used to LOVE buying TopGear (TG) magazines. But lately, since Najib bought Extreme Kars (EK) mags.. I started to like them more! Why? Well, TopGear is awesome in their own way. Yup, who doesn't love hypercars, supercars and them lot. What, you don't? You must be crazy.

Anywayy. The reason i prefer Extreme Kars than TopGear is that Extreme Kars are about the modded up cars in Malaysia!! how awesome is that? This means that i can relate to the cars better than i can in TopGear. Sure2, TopGear is funnier and Extreme Kars is all about facts and stats. But that's what i want!!! It also tells me where I can get the stuff for whenever i need them.

The last issue of EK had a neo, civic eg6 (my baby), satria lama and a swift. While this latest one has a skyline R34 GTT, Honda Civic FD2, a DC5, Impreza, Neo, Perdana, Vios and Viva!
While the latest issue of TG had the new McLaren supercar, some ferraris, and something. idk. tak baca lagi.

Also, EK mags ada hotmodels. TG don't. HAHA!

Knowing when to stop is not the same as giving up.

Ak ngantuk. So report ni esok lah sambung!!!!! Damn u ana and ajan, tido tak tunggu orang!

I like..

I like reading back my posts. They sound funny haha. I hope they can remind me of me in the future.

Dear future me. Never forget what made you what you are. Say thank you to all those that helped you. Dont be afraid to flip your finger to those people that deserve it, yes, you know they deserve it. Say "my pleasure" when someone says "thank you" coz it is a pleasure to be able to help a person. Do reach for your dreams. Enough talk, and more walk please :) So.. what are you doing now future me? dah ade superbike belum? supercar? superhouse? superhotwife? super anything? YES? AWESOOMEEE!! can't wait to be you. I..

Weyy!! Kata nak buat report?!?!?!?!

#!&^@%&%&@ POTONG STIM AAA!!!!

Bila tengah buat report.

It is very important when you are doing something, you put your 100% focus to it. Be it, dating, driving, eating, sleeping, studying. Whatever you do put your 100% focus on it.!!! REMEMBER THAT!!!

so ipin, asal aku tengok kau online? padahal tadi bukan main kata nak buat report la, 7 page malam ni la..
kenapa? kenapa ko online? HAAAAA?!?!?!

Errrrrrrrr..

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

My family

I'm pretty sure everyone thinks the same way as i do. that they're family is the best. the most kecoh, the most fun and the most loving. yang family betul2 masalah tu tak kira laa.

So here's an entry about my family. Is it perfect? Sure not. Flaws all over the place. tengok la anak sulung die. hot chicks ramai sangat nak kat dia. *cough*.  Yep, nobody's perfect. The beauty of being a family is that no matter how annoying or bad or stinky (sebab kentut) someone is at his/her worst, you still love them :D

My family. i guess memang takde one day goes by without one of us shouting at each other. be it sebab nak panggil makan, or nak panggil sebab tak tutup lampu, nak marah or whatever lah. there will be a scream everynow and then hahahaha love it.

Dinner is the best. everyone is at one table. Dinner is never 30 minutes. 30 minutes untuk hidang makanan, duduk, baca doa, then somehow mesti kecoh2. we'll laugh, chat, gossip, laugh some more. :D.

So, najib, iffah, jannah and ajan. dorang sume dapat kakak baru hahahahhah. I like saying that :P Ibu and ayah pun tak kisah. so weehuuuu!! hahaha.

Esok iffah, ibu n ayah g umrah. tinggal lah kitorg ber 3. najib kat penang. So what you say?
So PARTAAAYYY laaa . hahaha.

that's all chumps. btyl. (blogtoyoulater)